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Upload the evidence
Drop in one clear room photo. Your first roast is free and needs no account, questionnaire, or mood board.
No-filter interior design
Your room.No filter.All fire.
Upload a room photo. Get a savage, funny AI decor roast built for screenshots, stories, and the group chat. Your first one is free—no account required.
One photo in. One brutal read out. Screenshot immediately.
RoomRoastSample card
Your room photo
Roast preview
“This room has the energy of a waiting area with a Pinterest account.”
Story-ready
Illustrative preview — not a live AI result.
01Upload. Roast. Share.
02Free first roast. No account.
03Built for screenshots, not spreadsheets.
The three-hit loop
Less onboarding. More emotional damage.
RoomRoast is designed for the moment after you post your own roast and someone replies: “do mine next.”
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Get read by AI
RoomRoast clocks the cable pile, lighting crime scene, and beige-on-beige commitment—then writes the roast.
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Share the damage
Save the story-sized card, drop it in the group chat, and nominate the next room that needs honesty.
Roast studio
Drop the evidence. We’ll bring the heat.
One clear room photo gets you a sharp, shareable decor read—no account, questionnaire, or mood board required.
Private by design: your photo is sent only to generate this roast. RoomRoast does not retain photos or results in the app.
JPG, PNG, or WebP · 6 MB max · Keep people and personal details out of frame.
Upload your room
Drag in a room photo or choose one from your device.
Photos are analyzed solely to generate your roast and are not retained by the app.
Savage mode
The roast your group chat deserves.
Funny, pointed, and specific enough to make your friends ask why the AI knows you so well.
Story-sized share cards are part of the intended experience.
Kinder designer mode
Same room. More useful honesty.
When you want a reset instead of a roast, Designer Mode is planned to turn the jokes into practical decor directions and smarter swaps.
Planned direction, not a purchase flow.
Before the flames
A few very fair questions.
No filter interior design
Your room has been warned.
The first roast stays free. The upload studio will say so when it is ready for the evidence.